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again. i don’t feel like poetry
and i feel like procrastinating.
i thought of this while in the bathroom.

1. if you take aderol (i don’t because i hate flipping out for 24 hours) buy it at least two weeks before exams. the prices triple.
2. a general is someone who’s slept with more than 3 people in greek life.
3. sometimes, the reciepts in your purse double as toilet paper.
4. sometimes cups double as toilets.
5. don’t wear white to a party where red punch will be served.
6. always take your earrings out after a night out.
7. passing out hanging off the bed is a bad idea.
8. befriend at least one cop is a good idea.
9. empty soda boxes double as a way to throw out empty handles or wine bottles. it’s genius.
10. box wine comes in a box so you have something to throw up in when you’re done.
11. gossip travels fast.
12. longwood is all about recycling… sexual partners. creepy.
13. people have shit their pants coming back from d hall.
14. the meat grade at d hall is lower than in prisons.
15. people have shit their pants coming back from wingshack.
16. but tke has trivia night at wingshack on wednesdays. just don’t eat.
17. the weekend includes thursdays. and any other day of the week, really….
18. you can miss 4 days of a mwf class without grade deduction.
19. sleep with a bottle of water. you will be so happy to realize it’s not a teddy bear you’re cuddling when you wake up after a long night.
20. if you are brought  outside in a trash can, you will be arrested.
21. if you run through the fountain naked, you will be arrested.

there are more but i’m sleepy.
<3
ames plaza

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