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sometimes, i just can’t help but feel
that the bad days mingle in with the good days
as a way to balance out our lives- my life.
i can’t believe the world sometimes.
i can’t stand the world sometimes.
and sometimes, i’m just in complete awe
of everything around me.
like in autumn
or days like this.
i have great things ahead of me now
and i can touch them.
they’re in such close reach
and i can’t help but smile and just be fucking happy
because look at where i am.
look at who i fucking am.
it’s incredible.
i feel so fucking lucky
on days like this…

<3

ames plaza

yeah. i got an AMAZING internship for next year.

again. i don’t feel like poetry
and i feel like procrastinating.
i thought of this while in the bathroom.

1. if you take aderol (i don’t because i hate flipping out for 24 hours) buy it at least two weeks before exams. the prices triple.
2. a general is someone who’s slept with more than 3 people in greek life.
3. sometimes, the reciepts in your purse double as toilet paper.
4. sometimes cups double as toilets.
5. don’t wear white to a party where red punch will be served.
6. always take your earrings out after a night out.
7. passing out hanging off the bed is a bad idea.
8. befriend at least one cop is a good idea.
9. empty soda boxes double as a way to throw out empty handles or wine bottles. it’s genius.
10. box wine comes in a box so you have something to throw up in when you’re done.
11. gossip travels fast.
12. longwood is all about recycling… sexual partners. creepy.
13. people have shit their pants coming back from d hall.
14. the meat grade at d hall is lower than in prisons.
15. people have shit their pants coming back from wingshack.
16. but tke has trivia night at wingshack on wednesdays. just don’t eat.
17. the weekend includes thursdays. and any other day of the week, really….
18. you can miss 4 days of a mwf class without grade deduction.
19. sleep with a bottle of water. you will be so happy to realize it’s not a teddy bear you’re cuddling when you wake up after a long night.
20. if you are brought  outside in a trash can, you will be arrested.
21. if you run through the fountain naked, you will be arrested.

there are more but i’m sleepy.
<3
ames plaza

i don’t feel much like poetry today. so you’re getting a list.
beause my boyfriend and i broke up today, i’m posting a list of the traits my perfect man should have. if you have more than 50% of these, call me. if you have more than 75% of these traits, you better call me.

1. nice hair. just a clean cut. seriously, soft hair is the nicest thing ever.
2. good kisser.
3. musicians are nice. but sometimes, they get cocky, so this is iffy.
4. in no way affiliated with WOW.
5. will party with me, but not too much. seriously, some things are more important.
6. smoker, or okay with me smoking. don’t lecture me. i know it’s bad for me. i get it.
7. knows how to dress. that’s always nice.
8. a dork. i like dorks. stop trying to act like you’re the man and be stupid. it’s fun just to be a goof.
9. will dance in public with me. i like to dance. i like to dance randomly. if you can’t do this too, then that’s a problem.
10. drugs are bad. please don’t do them. that’s really nice.
11. reads. seriously, talk with me about books and i will be so happy.
12. likes indie music. i like it. i’ll show you good bands. you show me good bands. oh i’m so lame. jesus.
13. can deal with my crazies. i’m ridiculous. and you just have to deal with it.
14. has a car.
15. has a job.
16. has some kind of a future.
17. will buy me flowers. i really like getting flowers. flowers and wine. perfect.
18. glasses. i’m a SUCKER for glasses. ZOMG!
19. is not a douche. douches are bad. if you’re a douche, fuck off. seriously.
20. likes coffee. i love coffee. i love coffee shops. it’s pretty simple.
21. does random romantic things. i’m a sucker. trust me, this will make me so fucking happy.
22. is not controlling. i need some space sometimes. i’m sure you do too. k thanks.
23. can’t be allergic to perfumes. i work at bath and body works. we would not go well together.
24. doesn’t try to change me. i’ll return that favor for sure. as well as most of the above and below.
25. is a good influence on me. seriously.
26. likes girl movies. or at least pretends to rather well.
27. sensitive to my feelings.
28. nice. just be nice. it’s not that hard.
29. honest. sometimes the truth sucks. but really, it’s better to be honest.
30. A HOT PIECE OF ASS. haha.

basically, if you’re a good person,  you have a chance.